Superman Barack Obama

By Staff

There has been much talk about Barack Obama having some type of super powers; I mean, this guy is too amazing to be just an ordinary mortal.

And, not surprisingly, there have been some rumors floating around that Barack is, well…SUPERMAN.

So, got to work to see if we could uncover the truth, and after interviewing countless people and reviewing the evidence, we came across a picture that tells the whole story. And here it is:

Barack Obama - The Real Superman
Barck Obama - The REAL Superman!

So now the story is out – the real Superman is indeed Barack Obama.

You see, not only is Barack faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but he can also play a pretty mean game of basketball, write best-selling novels, give inspiring speeches, bring over two decades of deep experience to the presidency, bring hope back to America, bring about change that we can believe in, and, once in a while, go on The Ellen Show and do a little boogie.

Now, if that doen’t make him Superman, I don’t know what would!